As a loyal subscriber to the “5 Things” series we are excited to tell you about the latest improvements* to our service. In the interests of better aligning delivery with our strategic objectives** we are moving from a daily to an ad hoc schedule with hebdomadal orientation.*** This programming shift will support our hardworking service team**** and create opportunities for bringing you exciting new features.*****
We thank you for sharing our ongoing adventures on the forefront of digital communications!
** Doing what I say
*** Weekly would be nice, but no promises.
**** I’m tired as fuck and time spent blogging is time not sleeping.
***** I may occasionally write something other than 5 Things. But no promises.